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Meme from itrunsonwater

Everything bolded is what I've done. Mainly thanks to Hyde, I might add.

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 (Nope. Just the kitchen table.)
Beat up someone -- $20 (Yeah. That's right. I did!)



Been jumped -- $10
Cross-dressed -- $10 (This isn't as bad as it sounds. Really!)
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20 (Yeah right. In the Vista Cruiser?)
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 (With Red as my boss? Or at the hotel? No way, man. Although I might've smoked something...)
Used toys while having sex -- $30 (Uh, Donna? Care to answer?)
Got drunk, passed out, and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10 (I went on a date while Donna and I were broken up. That's it. I'd never cheat on her.)
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20 (Gotta love Mount Hump)
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25 (Been in the same CAR, and that counts for me.)
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20 (I'm not sure what, but I'm pretty sure I did. And that Hyde was the one who talked us all into it.)
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 (It was at night.)
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20 (Donna's my best friend. I mean... she just is.)
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5 (I thought it was the right thing to do at the time!)
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

TOTAL: $280

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radio_hotdonna
Oct. 1st, 2006 09:42 am (UTC)
Used toys while having sex -- $30 (Uh, Donna? Care to answer?)

Wait .. huh?

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Maybe we should change that. I've always been ... you know, curious.
scrawnyneighbor
Oct. 1st, 2006 09:02 pm (UTC)
Huh? What? No, I was just... okay, didn't you see that I bolded the ones that happened? That wasn't bolded, so it didn't happen, and... okay, it's not like I'm expecting it to happen or anything, but...

I'm just going to pass on answering this one.

Um. Really? I mean, really? Yeah, sure, we could, you know, go sometime. To the pool and... make mad, hot, sweaty love, baby.
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